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Finding your risk tolerance is an investment in antacids

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By a show of hands, who is comfortable with the volatility of their investments? Just as I thought. I don’t see any hands, but then I am inside your newspaper and can’t see you very well.

I don’t care for Medicare physicals

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“Honey,” the wife said, “how did your Medicare physical go today? Did you do well?”

Relatively Speaking: Local man’s meniscus crushed by falling tree

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Back in September, I tore my meniscus. Before this injury, I thought a meniscus was something that was thrown by naked men in ancient Olympics, you know, the meniscus throwers.

My cell phone … it’s a classic, a collectible, an heirloom

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In every household there is one person who is the techy, the IT specialist, the problem solver, when the electronics malfunction.

Deck the halls to look like a beer joint

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Christmas is all about traditions, some wonderful, some dreaded. (Fruitcake and eggnog would fall into the latter category. Although I still have a fruitcake from 1973 that I used to anchor my boat.)

Relatively speaking: Trivia night on Tuesdays — planet on it

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Almost every Tuesday night for the past year, the wife and I go to a local establishment to play trivia. Of course, this was the wife’s idea because as new septuagenarians, she is concerned for our mental acuity.

Random thoughts on turning 70

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This week, the wife and I log in another decade on the old odometers. Yes it’s true, we are turning 70.

A diss-pear-aging day in my backyard

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Sometime in the late 1970s, the previous owner of our home decided to create a fruit orchard in the backyard. While at first that idea seemed like a good way to provide delicious produce for the family, in reality it was mostly a way to attract bees.